Guten Tag. Wait a minute, I mean Schlechte tag. I am the guitar player in our band. I am about 6'3" and weigh 170 without fat. The fat constitues 50% of my body weight so I weigh 340. If you can't see the picture underneath this annoying but slightly humorous text, I am not really fat at all. It is all a big joke. So SHUT UP. I have blue eyes and brown hair (with auburn highlights (but I colored it in another failed attempt to look cool)). I like long sunset walks on the beach. I'm not gay, I just crush alot. I never took guitar lessons, just lessons on how to be a PLAYA. Don't worry, I'm alot smarter than I look and act. Stay tuned.